April Fools Day And April Fools Day Jokes

April Fools Day

U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved
becomes the password
of ur mail id..

Me not worry , me not cry
me just marry a rich guy
when he ll die
me not worry , me not cry
me just marry another guy

What’s the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

2 lovers plan to suicide.BOY jumped first.
GIRL closed ker eyes & return back sayin LOVE is Blind.
BOY in air opened his parachute sayin LOVE NEVER DIES!!

Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab doon..
Apne dost ko kya uphar doon
Koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se mangwaate
Jo Khud gulab ho use kya gulaab doon

Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.