Shayari

Apne type ki shayari
Ek thi ek kharab shayariyo ahi add karvani chhe.
Joiye koni shayri sahuthi kharab chhe.
Let me start first
Mera naam hai prem chopda
Leta hu sabse rokda
JO na de rokda uski maa ka bhosda
vahhh….vahhh…..vahhhh…vahhh….

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COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONG
# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..
# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai
# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati […]

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Suraj bana to badal bane
Chand bana to Tare bane
Kuch to baat hai aap mein
Kuch to baat hai aap mein
Yuhi Nahi PAGAALkahne bane!!
knjusi ke liye oscar ke jab bhi nomination ayega ,
apka naam badi adab se liya jaayega ,
galti se bhi kabhi sms mat karna ,
varna ye mouka bhi haat se nikal jayega!!!
Har […]

AE DOST ,TU BHI LIKHA KAR SHAYARI MERI TARAH,
TERA BHI NAAM HO JAAYEGA,
LOG PHEKENGE ANDE-TAMATAR,
TO SHAAM KI SABJI KA INTEZAAM HO JAAYEGA!
Baap ne bete se poocha ‘bata teri kaksha ke teacher ka naam kya hai’,
Beta bola ‘naam hai shashi kala,kambaqat badi mast maal hai’.
Baap ghurraya bola ‘Gurugano ke baare mein yoon nahin bolte’
Jawaab mila ‘aap […]