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Gali Ke Chakkar !!!
Unki Gali Ke Chakkar Lagate Lagate Kutte Bhi Hamare Yaar Ho Gaye..

Wo To Hamre Na Hue, Par Hum Kutton Ke Sardar Ho Gaye..

Funny shayari
Ishq me tere ye anjaam paya hai,
haat pair tute muh se khoon aaya hai,
aur jab hospital pahuche to nurso ne farmaya hai,
BAHARO FOOL BARSAO KISI KA MAHBOOB AAYA HAI………..

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!( well its not my own its a collection)

Apne type ki shayari
Ek thi ek kharab shayariyo ahi add karvani chhe.
Joiye koni shayri sahuthi kharab chhe.
Let me start first
Mera naam hai prem chopda
Leta hu sabse rokda
JO na de rokda uski maa ka bhosda
vahhh….vahhh…..vahhhh…vahhh….

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COMPUTER PROGRAMMING SONG
# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..
# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai
# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati [...]