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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody is there to appreciate it!!!

I was born intelligent..Education spoiled and ruined me..

It doesn’t matter whether u win or lose…

It matters whether I win or Lose!!

NoBody is PERFECT…N
I m “NOBODY”

“Three may keep a secret if two of them are dead.”
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“Gravitation cannot be held responsible
for people falling in love” — Albert Einstein.

The wise never marry n if they marry they become otherwise.

“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee and I’ll forgive Thy great big ones on me.”

Where there is a will, there r 500 relatives.

Who says “Nothing is impossible”

I have been doing NOTHING in the past 19 yrs and believe me its POSSIBLE.

Fact of our life:
Whenever v find the key to success… some idiot changes the lock.. so ….

learn to break d doors…!!!

Always and never are two words you should ALWAYS remember NEVER to use.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubts.

Why do we wash our bath towels, Aren’t we clean when we use them??

What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed ..Funny
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Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

Ur Future
Ur future dependz on ur dreamz……so go 2 sleep……….

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more

It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.

Help a man when he is in trouble
and he will remember you when he is
in trouble again.

DO U BELEIVE IN FIRST SIGHT LOVE…… Funny

SHOULD I PASS AGAIN?

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

“Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.”

If Opportunity Doesnt Knock , Build a Door !! Funny

Always be quiet in the classroom..Respect the fact that others are sleeping!!

“Everyone makes mistakes, thats why they put rubbers on the end of pencils”

Some ppl cause happiness whereever they go, others whenever they go!!

I lost my phone no…..can i borrow urs??

People who drive like Hell r bound to go there some day..

DONT TROUBLE TROUBLE UNTIL TROUBLE TROUBLES YOU

The road to success is always under construction.
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Smile. It confuses people.

*~*i’m not as think as you confused i am.*~*

“If it weren’t for electricity we’d all be watching television by candlelight.”

never assume….as assume makes an ass of u and me!!!

You wouldn’t worry so much about wat people thought of u if u knew how seldom they did!!! A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

When I was born, I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented

the other three was the genius..

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Always borrow money from a pessimist…. he wont expect it back!

If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he’ll

believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he

has to touch it to be sure…. …Funny

On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key

Always remember you are unique – just like everyone else.

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain The success of those we don’t like?
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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it Creative problem solving.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to Shoot them. …. Funny

If it’s true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?

Money is not everything.
There’s Mastercard & Visa.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn…

If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?

Suchi May 15 Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
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