JOKES DAY AUGUST 16 2007

JOKES DAY AUGUST 16 2007

HAPPY JOKES DAY
Bhola applied for an engineering position at an MNC office in Bihar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager.
Upon completion of the test, the results showed that both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Bhola and said, “Thank you for your interest, but we’ve decided to give the job to Reddy.”
Bhola: “And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being Bihar I should get the job!”
Manager: “We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question that you got wrong.”
Bhola: “And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?”
Manager: “Simple, for the question that both of you got wrong, Reddy put down ‘I don’t know’ as the answer. And you wrote ‘Neither do I’!”

Bhola was looking for a job. He couldn’t find one in India so started applying to US & Canada. As soon as he applied, he got a reply from a US company. Bhola was very happy and started giving treat to all his friends…

Dost poocchne lagge ki…..”Bhai,bataa to kon si company hai, kitni salary haai? vagarah … vagarah…”.

Apna Bhola says “English mein letter hai, per mein tumhe translate kar ke sunata hoon”….
“Woh company likhe hai…

“YOU DO NOT MEET”…
yaani ki “Tum to milte hi nahin ho…bahut busy ho”

“OUR REQUIREMENTS”…
yaani ki “Humne to bahut zaroorat hai”

“NO FURTHER CORRESPONDENCE”…
Yaani ki “Aage chitthi bhejne ki jarurat nahin hai, Jaise bhi ho jaldi se aajao”

“WILL BE ENTERTAINED”…
yaani ki “Bahut khatir ki jayegi”