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MUNNA BHAI Jokes

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MUNNA BHAI Jokes
MUNNA BHAI’S JOKES

PROFESSOR :
Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI :
Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford

MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
MAMU :
Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
MUNNA BHAI :
Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

MUNNA BHAI :
Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
MAMU :
B.A.
MUNNA BHAI :
Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

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3 Responses to “MUNNA BHAI Jokes”

  1. on 01 Sep 2007 at 2:11 pmlaeeq

    PROFESSOR :
    Akal badi ki bhais?
    MUNNA BHAI :
    Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

    MUNNA BHAI :
    Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
    CIRCUIT :
    Bhai, gaadi hai.
    MUNNA BHAI :
    Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
    CIRCUIT :
    Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford

    MUNNA BHAI :
    Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
    MAMU :
    Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
    MUNNA BHAI :
    Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

    MUNNA BHAI :
    Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
    MAMU :
    B.A.
    MUNNA BHAI :
    Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

  2. on 06 Oct 2008 at 7:30 amjenitta

    Nice jokes. I liked it. Keep on posting these kind of jokes. Thanks for sharing.

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  3. on 06 Jan 2009 at 5:04 pmpreet

    keep it up

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